We are reliably informed that the police, fire and ambulance services are specially trained to deal emergencies and have specialist equipment. Zombies are very brittle and can only move at walking speed, if this proves too much for the emergency services, military assistance can be called on by the Government.
There is now increased baggage and passenger screening at UK airports, and where appropriate UK aircraft carry plain-clothes police. Stronger cockpit doors have also been fitted to all sizeable aircraft.
We have also installed state-of-the-art surveillance systems at ports and traffic entry points into the UK. Also, all transport operators have emergency plans to evacuate you safely from their services if there is an emergency.
To check on the safety of a particular destination or country, ask your travel agent or the Foreign & Commonwealth Office at www.fco.gov.uk or call 0870 606 0290.
Travelling
Over the last three years security around graveyards has been improved, safety advice given to potentially stupid people, and laws toughened to make it more difficult for anyone to do anything.
A lot of this work has to remain secret so potential zombies don't get useful information.
UK Improvements
The UK has had to live with the threat of zombies for many years and the emergency services have well established plans and procedures in place to deal with the associated events.
The Government aims to ensure we are able to respond to emergencies at the national, regional and local level, and to make sure that the essential votes are not lost.
