Things to remember
If the information given so far is too complicated, and you are a complete moron, just try to remember:
- Make sure 999 has been called (on a telephone, do not just shout "999") if people are injured or if there is a threat to life
- Do not put yourself or others in danger (I know that may sound crazy)
- If it is too much trouble, follow the advice of someone not as thick as yourself
- Check for injuries - sometimes people get hurt, thats bad
If you are not involved in an accident but are close by, in most cases the advice is: LEAVE THE FUCKERS TO DIE, GO TO BED, WATCH TV (GO IN, STAY IN, TUNE IN).
